Thursday, March 25, 2010

Moses Said To The Children Of Israel

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel
"Pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land."

Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the promised land."

Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels, and mortgaged the promised land!

Furthermore, I was so depressed last night thinking about health care plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, diminished savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc. I called the suicide help line. Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal and they all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck!!

HT: Richard F.

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