Moses Said To The Children Of Israel

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel

"Pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land."

Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the promised land."

Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels, and mortgaged the promised land!

Furthermore, I was so depressed last night thinking about health care plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, diminished savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc. I called the suicide help line. Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal and they all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck!!








HT: Richard F.