Vin Suprynowicz writes about Las Vegas police who shoot first, don't answer questions later.
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Any candidate for public office who desires to disarm you, who would make it difficult for you to defend yourself against the thuggery which evolves from commodity rationing is demonstrating not only sociological and economic ignorance but also a contempt for human life, demonstrating disqualification for any position of authority. -- Tim Lebsack
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An 18-year-old suicide bomber blew himself up and appeared before Allah.
"Oh, Allah, Praised be your holy name, I did as your earthly clerics demanded but I have a request. I spent my time in a terrorist training camp doing as I was told, never receiving the privileges of the leader so I've never had sex with a woman, only goats. So, instead of 72 sexually inexperienced virgins, can I have 72 sluts ?”
Allah replied, "Actually, the 72 virgins are here because thugs like you murdered them before they could experience the pleasures of sex. You are here to service them. Since they’re virgins, they’re quite sexually ravenous; and, frankly, you’ll be on constant, exhausting duty."
The murderer responded, "Well, I guess I can live with that. How hard can it be to keep 72 women satisfied for all eternity?"
Allah replied, "Who said they’re women ?
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"In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him for then it costs nothing to be a patriot." -- Mark Twain.[Samuel Langhorne Clemens] (1835-1910)
"You can have no wise laws nor free enforcement of wise laws unless there is free expression of the wisdom of the people -- and, alas, their folly with it. But if there is freedom, folly will die of its own poison, and the wisdom will survive." -- William Allen White
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