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"Glad that's over with. Now we don't need the marketing department."
From: Michelle Obama
To: Useful Idiot
Every year, our family tries to come up with a fun way to make sure the puppet has a happy birthday.
And this August 4th, when he turns 49, I have something new in mind.
This year brought a lot of surprises -- none good, all bad.
Socialists like you, morons lacking any individuality, have helped him make the best of it. Thanks so much,
You can't go on feeling sad without first consenting to stand in the ashes of some past event and then rubbing the memory of it all over yourself. -- Guy Finley