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Last Name: Lebsack Social Security Number: *** - ** - 1595 Date of Birth: 02/25/1962

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Selective Service Number: 62-0727181-5 Date of Registration 2/3/1981

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"Glad that's over with. Now we don't need the marketing department."

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From: Michelle Obama

To: Useful Idiot 

Every year, our family tries to come up with a fun way to make sure the puppet has a happy birthday.

And this August 4th, when he turns 49, I have something new in mind.
 
This year brought a lot of surprises -- none good, all bad.

Socialists like you, morons lacking any individuality, have helped him make the best of it.  Thanks so much,

Michelle Obama


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You can't go on feeling sad without first consenting to stand in the ashes of some past event and then rubbing the memory of it all over yourself. -- Guy Finley