Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Illegal Pork, Preggo's With A War Face And The Solution To Economic Woes

Willian N. Grigg tells us about Maternity BDU's (Battlefield Dress Uniform).


The flavor and texture is indescribable. It is sweet and succulent and there aren't enough adjectives in the language to explain it.
There was a time when Kings and Princes and Queens would order explorers around the world to bring back spices, vegetables, and meats from all places. Now our rulers order us not to bring spices, vegetables, and meats from all places but rather to munch only on what can be produced on American soil. This is not progress. This is horrible, and it is a general trend. Look at the tariffs on Argentinian beef, French cheese, and Swiss chocolate?
Jamon Iberico


"Appeasers believe that if you keep on throwing steaks to tigers, the tiger will become a vegetarian." 
"The urge to gamble is so universal and its practice so pleasurable that I assume it must be evil."
– Heywood Broun 

Broun was known as a fairly decent drama critic. However, he once classified Geoffrey Steyne as the worst actor on the American stage. Steyne sued Broun, but a judge threw the case out. The next time Broun reviewed a production with Steyne in the cast, he left the actor out of the review. However, in the final sentence, he wrote, "Mr. Steyne's performance was not up to its usual standard."

My generation might remember Heywood Hale Broun.


"I can change. I can live out my imagination instead of my memory. I can tie myself to my limitless potential instead of my limiting past."
– Stephen Covey 


Capitalism Is The Solution, a fantastic video from Yaron Brook.  Get a comfy chair and relax, it's past an hour long.  Two things you'll learn -
1) Capitalism and Freedom are the comprehensive way for man to help his fellow man.
2) A skilled audio engineer is worth the extra money.


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