Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Dallas City Council Performs Miracle - Trinity River Turns Blue

“A billion here, a billion there, and pretty soon you're talking about real money.”

Sorry folks, looks like the kayaking park has hit a snag.

                                            This is the Dallas City Council's Dream

                                                Below is the reality



(Jerry, Elaine and George enter the Chinese restaurant)

Elaine: No, they've just got to get more cops on the force, it's as simple as

George: Cops. I don't even care about cops. I wanna see more garbage men. It's
much more important. All I wanna see are garbage trucks, garbage cans and
garbage men. You're never gonna stop crime, we should at least be clean.

Jerry: I tell you what they should do, they should combine the two jobs, make
it one job, 'cop\garbage man'. I always see cops walking around with nothing to
do. Grab a broom! Start sweeping. You sweep sweep sweep... catch a criminal, get
right back to sweeping.

Elaine: You should run for mayor.

Jerry: Ehh, nobody listens.


In a free society, standards of public morality can be measured only by whether physical coercion -- violence against persons or property -- occurs. There is no right not to be offended by words, actions or symbols. - Richard E. Sincere, Jr.


A man's admiration for absolute government is proportionate to the contempt he feels for those around him. -- Alexis de Tocqueville


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