Merchants and Artisans React To Obamacare

Zeke's Zeppelins
Pete Sessions supporters ONLY
All you democrats can burn with the Hindenburg

Humbert's BrauPub 

We Put The Bra In Brau

No so-called 'Lite' "Beer".

Humbert sez "No real American drinks yellow beer"

Bud Light available for Chicanos

University Bicycle Shop

DO NOT even think about shopping here unless you support the Lance Armstrong program to minimize donations to diabetes research
                                        If you're not a survivor, GET OUT
                                        Susan G. Komen - WALK AWAY

Chinese Hand Laundry
All other body parts unwelcome.  Go use Lever 2000 !

U.S. Army Corp of Engineers
Don't even think about it, Squid.

Senator Frank's Brothel that no one knows about
No banana hammock,
 no powerful boyfriend,
NO SERVICE

Carter's Peanut Butter
We're The Nuttiest !
Warning: Poisonous to Iranians

Welcome to the Internal Revenue Service / U.S. Dept. of the Treasure
4050 Alpha Road, Farmers Branch TX
Services Provided
Franciscans UNWELCOME

U.S. Census Bureau
Now Hiring - PLEA$E
Bonus Paid to speakers of Castilian Spanish Valley Espanol.

Vick Canine Ranch
Pussy's will be killed

Sweet Jesus Church of Christ
(King James adjectives only)
Absolutely NO
Catholics
Presbyterians
Methodists
Assemblers
Shakers
Quakers
Hispanics
Jews
Samaritans
Assyrians
Babylonians
Romans
Ethiopian Eunuchs WELCOME
If you want forgiveness, Join the PGA
If you want absolution, Join the NFL

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http://prescriptions.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/04/02/if-you-voted-for-obama-seek-urologic-care-elsewhere/
http://www.trumanlibrary.org/museum/flash/
http://holdtheweaksauce.wordpress.com/2009/09/24/the-one-in-which-there-is-argyle/